WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

Where Every Night is a Tail-Wagging Good Time

🎵 NOW PLAYING: "Who Let The Dogs Out" (Remix) 🎵

🕒 HOURS

Tuesday - Sunday
8 PM - 3 AM
(Closed Mondays for Grooming Day)

📍 LOCATION

123 Wiener Way
Barktown, TX 75001
(Underground entrance behind the fire hydrant)

👔 DRESS CODE

Collar Required
No Cats Allowed
(Service animals welcome)

🍸 SIGNATURE COCKTAILS

The Long Island Iced Tail

A smooth blend that'll have you howling

$12

Puppy Love Potion

Sweet and bubbly, perfect for first dates

$10

The Ankle Biter

Small but packs a punch

$8

Bark & Stormy

Dark and mysterious, just like our basement

$11

The Hot Dog Water

Our signature mocktail (surprisingly good)

$6

Slobbery Mess

You won't remember this one tomorrow

$15

🎉 UPCOMING EVENTS

FRI 6/2

Wiener Dog Wednesdays

Half-price drinks for dachshunds under 12 inches

SAT 6/3

Sausage Fest Saturday

DJ Barkley spinning the hottest tracks

SUN 6/4

Belly Rub Brunch

Bottomless kibble & mimosas

💎 VIP MEMBERSHIPS

🥉 PUPPY PASS

  • Skip the line (if you're under 6 months)
  • Free water bowl refills
  • Birthday treat
$50/month

🥈 TOP DOG

  • Reserved table by the fire hydrant
  • Complimentary grooming touch-ups
  • Priority belly rub service
  • Free coat check
$100/month

🥇 ALPHA STATUS

  • Private booth with orthopedic cushions
  • Personal treat sommelier
  • Valet parking for your human
  • Access to the secret "Woof Roof" terrace
$200/month